My 12 Pains of Running

Based on Diggin' It's post, I've created my own, 12 pains of running...

The 12 Pains of Running

The first pain of running the marathon gave to me
One gross blackened toenail

The second pain of running the marathon gave to me
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The third pain of running the marathon gave to me
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The fourth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail


The fifth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The sixth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Six stiffend illio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The seventh pain of running the marathon gave to me
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend illio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The eighth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Eight GU-flavored burps
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend ilio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail


The ninth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Nine side-stitches
Eight GU-flavored burning burps
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend ilio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail


The tenth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Ten minutes of runners trots
Nine side-stitches
Eight GU-flavored burning burps
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend ilio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

The eleventh pain of running the marathon gave to me
Eleven noseblows
Ten minutes of runners trots
Nine side-stitches
Eight GU-flavored burning burps
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend ilio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail


The twelfth pain of running the marathon gave to me
Twelve debilitating coughs
Eleven noseblows
Ten minutes of runners trots
Nine side-stitches
Eight GU-flavored burning burps
Seven miles of ITB pain
Six stiffend ilio-psoas muscles
Five blood-y blisters!
Four cramped calves
Third degree sunburns
Two arthritic knees
And one gross blackened toenail

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